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My Quotes!
*Remember, nobody minds, nobody cares. *When someone says "How-do-you-do," just say
you didn´t. *Pooh is a real friend. Not like Some. *It´s bad enough being miserable, but it is even
worse when everyone else claims to be miserable, too. *Sing. Enjoy yourself. Some can. *We can´t all, and some of us don´t. That´s
all there is to it. *Go ahead, eat all you want. But just try squeezing
out the doorway. *No brain at all, some of them. *Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it
seventeen days come friday since anyone spoke to me. *Don´t blame me. *One can´t complain. I have my friends. Somebody
spoke to me only yesterday. Quotes from songlyrics *I know love is pain
* Give it all you got, * Ain't that just the way that life goes *So no one told you life was gonna be this way.
"I know there's a right response to this, but it escapes me." "My...my smiling license has been suspended." "Yup. Weird." "I'm actually luckier than most people. I get to wake up each day glad to start a new day, grateful that the last one is over." "Today is gonna be an, uh, a less bad day, I can
feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that everything is going
to be...less bad." "It's the shoes." "Life is about being with something snuggly and warm, and now I just settle for pajamas." "I know I've got it great, really. I've got good
friends, good job, loving family, total freedom, and long bubble baths.
What more could there be?" "Fine. Bygones. Door." "Don't ask any questions, don't pass judgements, don't even pass go! Just listen, accept the fact that I need help and give it to me." "Who wants to be balanced? Balance is overrated!" "Just remember, when you're with me you're not the strangest person in the room. Go ahead, get weird on me "Life is for living. I like it!" "Dare to be stupid!" -(Weird Al Yankovic) Dare to Be Stupid "I'm only happy when it rains." -(The Garbage) I'm only Happy When It Rains "Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything." -Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -Dan Quayle "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Gone With the Wind "Do or do not; there is no try." -Star Wars (Yoda) "Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" -Star Wars (Obi Wan) "Go Ahead. Make my day." -Sudden Impact "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." -Anonym "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."- Anonym "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."-Anonym "I took an IQ test and the results were negative." -Anonym "Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."-Anonym "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."-Anonym "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."-Anonym "To err is human. And stupid."-Anonym "A friend in need is a pest indeed." -Anonym "Work is a fine thing if it doesn't take too much of your spare time." -Anonym "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder." -Anonym "Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense." -Anonym "When all else fails, follow instructions." -Anonym "There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't."-Anonym "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." - Oscar Wilde "I only please one person per day. Today
is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either." -
Scott Adams "APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key". "Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay..." "Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize The Penguins)" "FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any
key to do nothing..." "Press any key to continue or any other key to quit..." "Make it idiot proof and someone will make
a better idiot." "Don´t think you are. KNOW you are." - Morfeus in Matrix "Ignorance is bliss." - Cypher in Matrix ""There´s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path." - Morfeus in Matrix
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